"schnorf"

You may be wondering what a "schnorf" is.

This is the sound I hear when my sinuses are going bonkers. I get drippy, stuffy, sneezy, coughy, froggy, groggy, and generally pre-sick. It's like having my very own seven dwarfs - slimy and icky dwarfs that are freeloading and stealing almost all my air.

Worst part of it all is that this isn't a new thing for me - happens pretty much every year.

So do forgive me if recipes aren't exactly flowing freely at the moment. Proper cooking is tricky when you occasionally cough yourself into seeing stars.

Back with tasty things soon, guests.